Girl.
bribes

if i write this paper in the next hour, one of my favorite boys on the planet says he will come give me a kiss when he gets off work. 

trying so harrrddddddd

seriously, i am the female counterpart to his faces .lol

seriously, i am the female counterpart to his faces .lol

Your birth is a mistake you’ll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Charles ‘Chuck’ Palahniuk (via suchaladybutimdancinlikeahoe)
Lol

Lol

welp.

I’ve done nothing but watch movies and avoid my life this week. Actually, this month.
Here’s a list of what I’ve watched this week, though.
5 episodes of Desperate Housewives
The Departed
8 Mile
Underworld
Underworld 2
Underworld 3
Underworld 4
The Persuit of Happiness
Seven Pounds
A Nightmare Before Christmas
The Human Centipede
Scarface

I can’t think of the rest but I’m sure there’s more. And that’s just what I’ve streamed/watched on netflix. I have a problem.

I’ve been laying on my kitchen floor for an hour.  (Taken with instagram)

I’ve been laying on my kitchen floor for an hour. (Taken with instagram)